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Best Dildos

Which are the very best dildos available? Regardless of the many claims made, it simply someone's opinion. Below you'll find a dozen that I believe are the best, my opinion is based on unadulterated pleasure provided to me by these dildos. Yep, I'm an experienced player for many years and like most women, I know exactly what pleases me. I'm not interested in a dildo that's more than 2.25 inches thick, hard and not flexible, or one that has prickly spines on the shaft. Although I do enjoy one that's larger than a normal erect penis, I don't care to be stretched to the point of enduring pain. I keep an assortment of styles, types and sizes in my toy box so I can satisfy any desire.   


The best dildos to me are the ones made from Cyberskin, UR3, Futurotic, PVC and Silicone, they are the most satisfying and provide the most intense orgasms. They are all available with a suction cup base and in a variety of sizes and colors and in different styles. With a dab of a quality water base lubricant, I can count on enjoying orgasmic pleasures with any of these excellent products.

Kong attachment
Kong attachment
I believe Kong to be one of the most realistic dildos in appearance I've ever seen. He has a real looking head, veined shaft, and a set of balls with pubic hair. He also ranks high in my best dildos list, he measures 2.25 inches thick with about 7.5 inches of insertable length, that's enough for me. It goes without saying, but here goes, use lots of lube. 
6 inch ultra skin cock
6 inch ultra skin cock
This bad boy is made from one of the new materials called Ultra Skin, and I have to say it feels very natural. He has a realistic head although it's colored funny, I don't care about that, I just like the way he feels. He's only 6 inches long and 1.75 inches wide, but very satisfying.
Tantus Silicone - Silk LargeTantus Silicone - Silk Large
Depending on what your desire is, this is one of the best dildos ever, he isn't huge, but he's smooth as silk. It's made from hygienic silicone that cleans easily, ever if you go anal, and he's a good one to use for back door pleasure. He measures 6.5" long and 1.5" thick,  he's a great orgasmic tool. It's also good size for anal sex. Watch the informational video on this product.
10.25 Inch Homeboy - Fauxskin - Flesh10.25 Inch Homeboy
This big boy is 10.25 inches in overall length with a full 8 inches insertable. He's has a fat 2.25 inch girth, enough to fill most of our vagina's or anus. Be sure to add plenty of water based lubricant as he''s much larger that an average size erect cock. If you love that full feeling, then here you go, just remember to go slow and easy, maybe even warm up with a smaller dildo.
Double trouble slender bender - blue 17inDouble trouble slender bender 17"
I'm sure you're wondering why a double dildo, let me explain. I believe most of us have fantasies of being ravaged by two men at the same time, with this bad boy you're in control. He measures 1.25" thick, good for anal and vaginal at the same time. Be adventurous and have fun with one of these best dildos.

Life Forms 9 Big Boy Red W/suc. Cupblack balled
Remember, the best dildos are the ones that provide the most pleasure, like this big boy. He's a whopping 11" long and up to 3 inches wide with a set of realistic balls and firm suction cup base. If it looks good, just think how he's gonna feel inside your vagina or anus. He's a bit to fat for me, if you're game, add plenty of water based luricant, it makes insertion easier and enhances the sexual pleasure.
General - RedBree Olson cock
This big fellow provides a little something extra with the raised veins on his shaft. He's made with hygienic silicone and with a dab of lube gets slippery. He measures overall 9.75 inches long and a pleasurable 2 inches thick, it's a little bit larger than average.
Hoss BlackHoss Black
He is an oversized dildo being 11 inches long and 2.75" thick, it certainly takes an experienced user for this beast. It's a very high quality silcone product that will last for years with proper care. Use water base lube on silcone sex toys.
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CyberSkin CyberCockCyberSkin CyberCock
Many of the best dildos comes with a built in vibrator like this one, for some of us it provides extra thrills. There's 8.25 insertable inches and 2 inches thick. Todays sex toys that are made of the new type materials are far superior than the latex models of yesteryear. With a little care, they'll last a long time providing many sensuous moments along the way.
Tyler Knight's Futurotic CockTyler Knight's Futurotic Cock
This one is like getting the real deal with a porn star, he's terrific. It's an actual cast of Tyler Knight’s erect cock that's hand finished to the exact details. It has a suction cup base with a multi-speed vibe.  He measures 7.5" long (6 insertable0 and 2" wide, very fulfilling. He's made of a new lifelike material.
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Lex Steele PowerLock CockWildfire® Star Performer
This big boy is made from realistic materials, they warm to body temperature quickly and feel just like the real thing. He's very long measuring 17 inches overall, 13.25 insertable inches and 2.9 inches thick. Harness compatible suction cup base. When using an o-ring harness only use stretchy rings. The metal ones may damage the skin. Waterproof non-vibrating probe can be used to stimulate the clitoris, vagina, g-spot and anus. Made in USA.
Real Man CyberSkinReal Man CyberSkin
I love Cyberskin, so that's why this guy is  on my best dildos list, he's just awesome. He measures 8" long and 1.5" thick, large enough to be fulfilling, but not so big he's painful. You gotta try some of these dildos made from the new materials, they truly do have a lifelike feel. Make an effort to enhance your sex life, it doen't cost much. Watch the informational video on this product to help you decide whice of these great products will become the best dildo for you.

It's certainly important to use an adequate amount of lube with dildos to optimize your sexual pleasure, I recommend water base lubricants, they work very well and are easy to clean. A mild hand soap works well with warm water and there are many sex toy commercial cleaners available. Don't put it off another day, get the courage to order one of these best dildos, you'll forever be glad you did. All orders are shipped promptly and in discreet packaging.

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